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Date d'inscription : 30/10/2006

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MessageSujet: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyLun 30 Oct - 14:51

timeoff, people! funny joke here Smile))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4."It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5."Do what u want." = You'll pay 4 this later.
6."We need to talk." = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? Wink
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Date d'inscription : 07/01/2006

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MessageSujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyMar 31 Oct - 12:34

It's very funny Smile but it will be great if it was in french, because there is a few members who can understand you.
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Harry470

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Date d'inscription : 11/10/2006

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MessageSujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyMer 1 Nov - 4:40

?????????? -_-
J'ais rien compris à part understand ...
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jbilou
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MessageSujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyMer 1 Nov - 6:04

ben c ce que je viens de lui dire, y'a pas tout le monde qui peut le comprendre.
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Harry470

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MessageSujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyMer 10 Jan - 9:16

t'inquiète pas, avec un bon dico (larousse 250ème édition) j'ais tout compris Razz
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Cyborg Revolution


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MessageSujet: Re: Offtopic: Funniest Joke!   Offtopic: Funniest Joke! EmptyMer 17 Jan - 16:10

Euh les gars... c'est un bot...
Il vous répondra plus...
Supprimez le de suite, les bots ne sont que des
"robots" qui cherchent des infos... etc. Dangereux à long termes.
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